Baby With A Mustache, NEW CHILDREN’S EBOOK!

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Kindle Version of “Baby With A Mustache” is available now. 

Baby With A Mustache

Kids and adults will laugh at my new book about Tommy with his mustache.  I am working hard to finish the Apple iBookstore version, which will feature audio as well.  Also, the paperback version will be available real soon…

Tommy is not your average twenty month old. No, he doesn’t possess any super powers – but he has a mustache. Tommy finds many creative and funny uses for his mustache. One time he was reaching for the cookie jar on top of the fridge and he slipped and fell. No harm done because Tommy used his mustache as wings to land safely on the floor. Tommy also loves to build things with blocks. However, they get left out all over the floor and sometimes his mom gets upset when she steps on them. To clean up the building blocks, Tommy uses his “Bro broom”, and in one big sweep, they are all put away. Tommy can also catch all the balls thrown to him with his mustache. Once the Tee-ball coach found out about this unique skill, Tommy became the number one draft pick that year in the city Tee-ball league. Find out more fun and exciting adventures Tommy has with his mustache and get ready to laugh out loud.”Can you grow the mo?”
 
 
 

Party At My Crib, 2 A.M. – New Kindle Book by Riley Weber

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Available Exclusively on Amazon HERE

Based on real ‘crib’ parties, anyone who has ever had a baby should relate to this (funny but true) children’s book. There are some nights when baby has a ‘Party in his or her crib’ at every hour, on the hour, it seems, and needs attention of some sort, be it, a diaper change, food in baby’s tummy, a ‘burrito’ fix, baby’s binky put back in, or just to feel loved. All this ‘partying in baby’s crib’ can wear even the best of parents out. But, in the end, to see that cute baby sleeping and happy, is worth every bit of stress that comes with newborns.

Inspired by true events, author and illustrator, Riley Weber, celebrates the joys and trials that come with being a parent, crib partying, diapers, and all. The book was written during the first months of his new baby daughter’s life.

Dedicated to all those hard working parents who do their best to love and cherish those little angels that often seems to have too many little ‘Party’s in their cribs at 2 A.M.’

Download “Party At My Crib, 2 A.M.” today on Amazon.

Tongue Twisters for Kids – Paperback Book is NOW Available!

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Tongue Twisters for Kids
Time to throw a party! “Tongue Twisters for Kids” is now available as a paperback book. The #1 bestselling children’s kindle book is now available in full color print! There are 50 tongue twisters with silly illustrations that kids and adults will enjoy. Some of the tongue twisters are easy, some are funny, some are challenging. Each one is entertaining, and will entertain the kids for hours.

A tongue twister is like doing exercises for the tongue. Each one can help with English diction and be good practice for kids as they learn to form words and sentences.

Grab a paperback copy today of Tongue Twisters for Kids.

Easter Jokes for Kids – Book Promo Video

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“Easter Jokes for Kids” on AMAZON for the Kindle (and Paperback)
“Easter Jokes for Kids” on ITUNES for the iPad
“Easter Jokes for Kids” on BARNES AND NOBLES for the Nook

Tongue Twisters for Kids – Paperback Book Soon Available!

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Tongue Twisters for Kids
Today is a special day in the wild world of author and illustrator, Riley Weber. His best-selling ebook (thus far), “Tongue Twisters for Kids”, will soon become a full color paperback book, available through Amazon.

The ebook version of “Tongue Twisters for Kids” has been downloaded nearly a half-a-million times. Some of those people might want the actual book, so it will soon become available. The book has been number one on the Amazon best-sellers list in Kindle Children’s Literature for the past three months. On Christmas day of 2012, “Tongue Twisters for Kids” was the number 2 book in all the world on Amazon. Kids must have gotten Kindles for Christmas and wanted to load it with some fun books.

About “Tongue Twisters for Kids” book…

“Rubber baby buggy bumpers” – Say this three times as fast as you can. How about, try saying ” Loopy lizards lying lazily aloft a little lane of logs,” without messing up. This Tongue Twister book is huge collection of funny phrases, ridiculous rhymes, and silly sentences that will have kids laughing for hours. Each one challenges your mouth muscles as you try to say these tongue twisters faster and multiple times.

A tongue twister is a phrase that is supposed to be difficult to articulate properly. Often times they take practice to say correctly. Tongue twisters are good practice for children as they learn to form words, phrases, and vowels. It’s hard to say a tongue twister without a smile on your face. Each tongue twister in this book has it’s own silly illustration. Kids will be entertained with these tongue twisters for hours.

Easter Jokes for Kids

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Easter Jokes Cover 3 updated“Easter Jokes for Kids” is now available on Amazon

What do you call an egg from outer space? -An “Egg-stra terrestrial”. Here’s another one… How does the Easter bunny stay fit? -By doing EGG-xercise and HARE-robics! What sets this jokes book apart from other jokes books is that every single joke is illustrated with two drawings! One drawing is for the joke question and one is for the punch line. This way kids can guess the answer to the joke before reading the answer. The illustrations also help children to remember the jokes better so they can tell their friends.

With over 50 illustrated pages of funny jokes for kids, these Easter jokes will ‘crack’ you up like an Easter egg. “Easter Jokes for Kids” reads like a picture book, so you can read it as a ‘before nap’ story, a ‘night-time’ story, or a ‘just-for-fun’ story that will put smiles on everyone’s faces.

Written and illustrated by Riley Weber, an Amazon best-selling children’s books author and illustrator, who’s book ‘Tongue Twisters for Kids’, has been downloaded nearly half of a million times.

If you enjoy this book, you will love more illustrated holiday jokes books by Riley Weber about Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Valentine’s Day.

Download Easter Jokes for Kids on Amazon today

The Little Mountain Mover

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The Little Mountain Mover is now available on Amazon.

‘The Little Mountain Mover’ is a picture book for kids that shows that no matter how small, with persistance, anyone can make a big difference.

In “The Little Mountain Mover”, a new school needs to be built, but there is only one problem. A large mountain of dirt sits in the same spot where the school needs to be constructed. Who was going to move the huge pile of dirt? After three large diggers refuse, giving some excuse, a little digger volunteers to do the dirty job. The little digger then sets out on a daunting task, despite it’s size, moving pile by pile of dirt. Will the digger finish the job? Or will the little digger give up and get teased by the other large earthmovers?

Download ‘The Little Mountain Mover’ today on Amazon.

Valentines Riddles

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“Valentines Riddles” is now available on Amazon for the Kindle or Kindle

Valentine’s Riddle: “Sometimes I’m big, and sometimes I’m small. Sometimes I’m short, and sometimes I’m tall. I’m easy to draw with just two curved lines. With symmetrical sides, I will look just fine! I come in the colors of white, pink, or red. You will always see me on the day you are wed. What am I?” …A Heart!

This book is a fun collection of original riddles about cupids, chocolates, roses, and all the good stuff that comes with Valentine’s Day. These interactive jokes will entertain and stimulate the imagination of children as well as adults, and bring smiles to their faces.

This riddle book is the first book published by the author Marcia Millett. Riley Weber is the illustrator, who has published over 20 children’s books. Every riddle has two funny and Valentine themed illustrations.

A riddle is a question or phrase put forth as a puzzle to be solved. They require ingenuity and careful thinking for their solution. Kids these days require innovative ideas to challenge their minds. Children will be engaged in fun and thought provoking riddles that will widen their knowledge, learn to trust their instincts, and learn to think outside the box.

Download a copy of “Valentines Riddles” today on Amazon.

Knock Knock Jokes Book

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This is a one-of-a-kind illustrated knock knock jokes book, available now on Amazon, iTunes, and Barnes and Nobles
Download Knock Knock Jokes, by Riley Weber on Amazon.

Each Knock Knock joke features two illustrations; one as if you are looking through a peep hole on a door with someone (or something) knocking, and the other illustration featuring the punch line. Kids will find this book hilarious with the unique colorful cartoony illustrations and the silly knock knock jokes.

Find out ‘Who’s there’ behind each door, in this book of humor that features over 50 silly illustrated pages filled with funny knock knock jokes for kids.

Christmas Jokes for Kids

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“What does a snowman eat for breakfast?”
Answer: Frosted Flakes!

“What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?”
Answer: A pineapple!

Christmas Jokes for Kids has arrived! Download a copy today!
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Cute, clean, short and silly illustrated Christmas jokes. Each joke comes in two parts – the joke question being posed and its punch line, and each part has its own illustration. This makes the jokes not only more striking but easier to memorize. Half the fun of jokes is being able to remember them to tell to others.

What reviewers have said…

“Jokes like these are great for developing a kid’s funny bone. More than that, though, they are excellent for developing reading and English language skills. This is a Kindle eBook that a child will enjoy reading through alone again and again, even when a parent has grown weary of it.”

“Adults can trust these jokes are clean for children. They won’t have to scan through all the pages to check their contents.”

“The illustrations are wonderful and enhance the jokes.”

“What I truly enjoy is the author is kind enough to give an illustration for the question and a separate one for the answer.”

“I wasn’t expecting each page to be illustrated. That was a nice bonus.”

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This book is filled with Christmas cheer that will put smiles on everyone’s faces. There are 50 pages filled with jokes, and 50 original silly cartoony illustrations with colorful Christmas themed backgrounds, that will have you saying ‘Ho ho ho’ and ‘Ha ha ha’ at all the jokes.